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It all started one afternoon when I went to the rest room to relieve the pressure of my bladder. I opened his fly and inserted his hand to I peter out. But I could not find the front opening of my boxer shorts. I tried and looked to the left and right, up and down. All were closed. Then I dropped my pants to see that I had used the boxers in the wrong direction. I hurried down to them but not before a few drops spilled. I was really furious and my ears had turned red and hot!
I thought about that night. I concluded that the product was designed ill. There must be openness both sides to prevent such a calamity. Yes That's one idea. It would be a more user friendly product. Have a great market potential! It is my intellectual property. I in it. I have that patent. So I wrote a patent and had sent him.
The next day I searched the manufacturer's website boxer shorts, and found e-mail IDs and phone number of the person in charge of the department of new products. To my surprise, was a lady, Mrs. Rebecca. I called. "I can speak to Mrs. Rebecca?" I asked.
"This is. What I can do for you, sir?"
"I am referring pants are made by your company. It has a design flaw and has caused me mental and physical agony. "I complained.
"Just what Went Wrong? "he asked.
"I was down in the rest of the room and I'm a little ashamed to say I could not find the opening in the shorts hurt me mentally. "threw a little hesitant, not knowing exactly how to put a lady.
"Please do not be embarrassed to talk to me. I am a mother of two teenagers. I deal with all problems of men's underwear, and I am used to speak frankly with men about them. So please elaborate what has upset you. "Rebecca was frank about it.
"As you know, God has made man with the organ in the front. So when he want to relieve urinary pressure, he has to get her out of the shorts in the front. His short films are the only opening on one side and so if the side is closed in the front, the man could get frustrated with homework. This is what happened to me and I felt harassed. "I tried to explain my situation.
"Are you blaming us for sexual harassment?" Rebecca asked in jest.
"You can say that!" I realized that she has given new meaning at the end, which could pop it out of proportion.
"But how can you blame us? You wear the pants in the direction wrong. Do not you wear pants with the fly in the face? "Rebecca went on the defensive.
"The pants have a button or an image that is wide open in front, so you can not use it the other way. But his boxers are fully sewn with elastic in them. No open like pants. That makes it easy to use them anyway. "I made my case.
"I think you're the only freak who does it the wrong way. I do not think anyone is going to take your claim seriously. So forget it. "Said Rebecca.
"I have the solution to the problem. He filed a patent for a design of boxers with openings on both sides you can use any form. I would like you to buy the patent for me to drop the charges. "I came to the business agenda.
"That is rubbish. There is no boxers with the opening of both parties. Most people are confused about what the function of the slot in the rear. "Observed Rebecca.
I for a moment. She has imagination, I thought. "OK. I will make a revised offer. I would be satisfied if the idea to its director general for consideration on its merit. If it is an idea that can be sold for profit and that fits into their product line, you can buy my patent. Give it a fair chance. I want the first option before going to their competitors. You may also file a lawsuit against his company. "I replied.
"Do not threaten us. Do not be intimidated. But we are a fair company. Please send me a short note and I will send it to our Director General. "Rebecca now wanted to end the conversation.
I started to think how to write a brief note. I wanted to draw your attention. I wrote the following headline:
Here's a pair of pants that will end his frustration sexual!
You can use it in any case, you still have an opening in the front!
I've added the details of the patent and mailed mail to Rebecca. She in turn referred it to the director general with a few words about how useless.
But the CEO saw the potential in the idea and sent the e-mail to Mark, the account executive of advertising agency. Mark thought otherwise, but put his creative team. They found it exciting and wrote the headlines:
Sexual Harassment!
The two-way, without plugging, easy to use
Door 'New' Duo briefs you!
They built the advertising campaign on this issue and submitted it to the CEO and the marketing team of the company. It was approved. The company bought my patent with a lifetime supply of boxers Duo door for me! My unpleasant event made me a bundle of money!
The "Duo Door fighters' were campaign a success and the amazing spoken in business schools! But the competition was not shattered. They left with "four-door boxers with openings on the sides too! His campaign book explores:
The most sensual of all boxers!
New advances in technology.
The 'door' Sensation Four!
The truth is that the nerds of advertising can sell anything. They can sell four years when you only need one!

About the Author

Dilip Dahanukar is an IIT Bombay alumnus. He has considerable marketing experience. He is an experienced author having written 3 books to his credit. He has written articles on the net, which are widely read. Married to an artist, he is an avid gardener and enjoys nature.

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